i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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