im having a threesome with these popsicles
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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