i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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