Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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