Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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