Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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