I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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