im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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