Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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