haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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