When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
