That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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