Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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