i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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