Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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