So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
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