Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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