I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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