I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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