Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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