Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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