it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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