So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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