I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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