You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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