What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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