My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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