I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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