Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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