I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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