Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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