I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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