We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
