Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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