Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I love you.
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