maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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