Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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