i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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