Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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