Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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