He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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