And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
When did angry sex become our thing?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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