yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
