Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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