if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
How external is "for external use only"?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize