He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I came so hard my ears popped.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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