id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
