I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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