question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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