ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
The air was thick with penises
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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