That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Did you just see the Batmobile???
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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