Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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