What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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